MailorderMessiah

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Location: Shitty Redneck County, CA

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5/16/08

Level: 10
Aura: Dark

Rank: Town Watch
Blams: 50
Saves: 77
Rank #: 51,650

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 960 / 1,110
Exp. Rank #: 38,559
Voting Pow.: 5.20 votes

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Flash Reviews: 201
Music Reviews: 10
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Score: 1
Twelve Inchers

"Just stupid."

submission: Twelve Inchers
date: October 20, 2009

This wasn't creative, this isn't shock value. Everybody saw a cock joke coming from a mile away. What the Hell kind of world are we living in where THIS makes front page?

One point for decent animation.

October 20, 2009

Author's Response:

im glad u enjoyed the animation at least, sorry if u didnt like it

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Score: 10
The Textinator Trailer

"Holy shit!"

date: October 16, 2009

A Schwarzenegger parody that's actually funny! Awesome.

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Score: 10
Captain Planet Strip Club

"You've done it again."

date: October 16, 2009

Perfect commentary, man.

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Score: 10
The Facebook Problem

"Fucking great."

date: October 16, 2009

Favorited, man. That was beautiful.

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Score: 5
Tankmen: Incursion

"Pretty, but annoying."

submission: Tankmen: Incursion
date: May 3, 2009

Graphics are incredible, but the gameplay needs work. With the enemies moving around that much, the aim needs more angles. Maybe use mouse aiming so I can hit the enemie without having to run into his stream of bullets. The camera was way more annoying than it was cool, and the bullets need a different color than the background so I can see where I'm shooting and where not to go.

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Score: 10
Messed-Up Bible Stories 5

"Totally how it happened."

date: March 4, 2009

Hey, I remember when that happened. Then we started lynching each other. Funny shit!

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Score: 10
Card Game!

"Yay!"

submission: Card Game!
date: March 1, 2009

I got 24 squid! I lose!

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Score: 10
Girlchan in Paradise Ep1

"Hmmm..."

date: February 21, 2009

Wow. I think Anime cartoons are really about incest.

That explains everything.

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Score: 10
LEFT4LOL

"Sooooooooo truuuuuuuuuuue!!!"

submission: LEFT4LOL
date: February 18, 2009

Thank for speaking the truth on this insatiable demon.

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Score: 10
FPS Performance Preload 2

"Impressive."

date: January 24, 2009

Well done, man. It's beautiful. Thanks for donating this to the NG community. You're a saint.

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